Test Your Media Knowledge

1.) Charles Manson is to the Beatles "Helter Skelter" as Richard Ramirez is to AC/DC's___________________

a. Chewing Aluminum Foil
b. Night Prowler
c. Good Manners
d. Fashion Sense


2.) Malachi was the spiritual advisor in Stephen Kings "Children of the_______________"

a. Celery
b. Phenobarbital
c. Clams
d. Corn


3.) "One of these days, Alice, one of these days! Bang, zoom right to the_______________"

a. Free Clinic
b. Face
c. Moon
d. Avril Lavigne Concert


4.) The actor who played the original Darth Vader was _____________.

a. James Earl Jones
b. Tom Petty
c. David Prowse
d. Sarah Jessica Parker


5.) True or False. Ted Bundy was a liberal who had aspirations of one day becoming governor. __T __F


6.) Howard Stern is to lesbians what George Washington Carver was to ____________.

a. Methadone
b. Pickles
c. Peanuts
d. Bitch Slapping


7.) Complete this band name. Josie and the __________

a. Pussy Cats
b. Pussy Lickers
c. Pussy Willows
d. Pussy Footers


8.) Frank Sinatra was known affectionately as "Ol' ______________.

a. Shit Head
b. Mafioso
c. Blue Eyes
d. Drunk Pants


9.) On the t.v. show "Bonanza" Ben Cartwright had 3 sons, they were Adam, Hoss, and "Little _______."

a. Dick
b. Joe
c. Schmuck
d. Lu Lu


10.) David Lee Roth was the first lead singer in a band called Van __________.

a. Helsing
b. Zandt
c. Dyke
d. Halen


11.) Bela Lugosi starred as the vampire, Count ___________.

a. Grishnackh
b. Dracula
c. Me In
d. Nosfaratu


12.) The mad murderer in John Carpenter's "Halloween" movies was Michael _________.

a. McDonald
b. Landon
c. Madsen
d. Meyers


13.) David Koresh's followers are to the ATF what Jim Jones disciples where to _____________.

a. Koolaid
b. High Falootin' City Ways
c. Whiskey Sour's
d. Free Thinking


14.) George W. Bush is to bad grammar what Bill Clinton was to __________.

a. Blowjobs
b. Philosophy
c. Laura Bush
d. Sports


15.) On the t.v. show "Friends" Joey Tribiani makes his living as _________.

a. A Pornographer
b. An Actor
c. An Idiot
d. A Hairdresser



Answers: 1.)'Night Prowler' 2.) d 3.) c 4.) c 5.) true 6.) c 7.) a 8.) c 9.) b 10.) d
11.)b 12.) d 13.)a 14.) a 15.) b

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